This is what your bumper-sticker is NOT stating in the form of a snappy, memorable quip.
[Think Globally, Act Typically]
[.. and therefore I’m morally and ethically superior to all of (you)]
[God Bless America (and to hell with those other jokers)]
[Passive Aggressive Driver]
[Though purchasing this sticker was the extent of my action on this issue]
[Keep Santa Cruz (Wealthy/White)]
[They were passing out these stickers in front of Trader Joes]
[My other car is (that electric wheelchair at the grocery store)]
[Vote out of subconscious fear of dark-skinned minorities ‘08]
[Everyone should do what I think. And I think a lot. Really.]
[And We Complain More..]
[Metallica! (What up, Class of ’89?!)]
[My kid’s an honor student (and put this sticker on my car without asking)]
[Driver actually believes that (you) will change]
[Desperate attempt to be indie-cool]
[Vote to piss off my parents in ’08.. (Unless I’m hung-over)]
[Small Penis!]
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I like your stickers full of sarcasm! especially, [Everyone should do what I think. And I think a lot. Really.]
dude!
I was in Santa Cruz for a quick coffee a week and a half ago(visiting rellies in San Francisco), then I met Ranna in London and she reminded me that you were here! Ah!
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